1 00:00:03,545 --> 00:00:09,175 [cheering] 2 00:00:09,217 --> 00:00:11,428 -The warden of that prison in Florida is forcing the 3 00:00:11,469 --> 00:00:12,846 prisoners to fight to the death. 4 00:00:12,887 --> 00:00:14,806 -Well, kid, looks like you just hired the A-Team. 5 00:00:17,517 --> 00:00:20,603 -Saturday night we're going to have a fight to the death. 6 00:00:20,645 --> 00:00:22,731 -I've been commissioned by the Senate of these here United 7 00:00:22,772 --> 00:00:25,358 States to write a thesis on several prisons. 8 00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:27,694 -I just found out you're not really Dr. Pepper. 9 00:00:27,736 --> 00:00:28,778 -Not Dr. Pepper? 10 00:00:28,820 --> 00:00:29,863 -Trash bag! 11 00:00:29,904 --> 00:00:30,572 -We've got a break situation here. 12 00:00:34,659 --> 00:00:37,162 NARRATOR: 10 years ago, a crack commando unit was sent 13 00:00:37,203 --> 00:00:39,205 to prison by a military court for a 14 00:00:39,247 --> 00:00:40,582 crime they didn't commit. 15 00:00:40,623 --> 00:00:42,876 These men probably escaped from a maximum security 16 00:00:42,917 --> 00:00:45,503 stockade to the Los Angeles underground. 17 00:00:45,545 --> 00:00:48,214 Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as 18 00:00:48,256 --> 00:00:49,716 soldiers of fortune. 19 00:00:49,758 --> 00:00:52,385 If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you 20 00:00:52,427 --> 00:00:57,265 can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team. 21 00:00:57,307 --> 00:00:59,309 [theme music] 22 00:02:28,064 --> 00:02:31,026 [cheering] 23 00:02:37,490 --> 00:02:38,158 -Get him! 24 00:02:38,199 --> 00:02:39,325 Get him! 25 00:02:46,082 --> 00:02:48,501 -Hit him! 26 00:02:48,543 --> 00:02:49,878 -Get him! 27 00:02:53,506 --> 00:02:54,883 -Come on! 28 00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:05,435 -Maim him unconscious! 29 00:03:05,477 --> 00:03:06,644 Maim him! 30 00:03:10,565 --> 00:03:12,359 -He's going down, warden. 31 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:14,944 This time old Jase is gonna stop that boy for good! 32 00:03:14,986 --> 00:03:16,363 -Keep that tape rolling. 33 00:03:16,404 --> 00:03:17,947 Three grand a copy. 34 00:03:17,989 --> 00:03:29,167 [cheering] 35 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:30,168 -OK! 36 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:33,129 OK! 37 00:03:33,171 --> 00:03:34,422 How do you want it? 38 00:03:34,464 --> 00:03:42,055 [shouting] 39 00:03:42,097 --> 00:03:45,058 -Get him! 40 00:03:45,100 --> 00:03:48,061 -Finish him off, son. 41 00:03:48,103 --> 00:03:51,022 Finish him off, boy. 42 00:03:51,064 --> 00:03:52,440 -I don't wanna do it, Mr. Beale. 43 00:03:55,110 --> 00:03:57,737 And I don't care if you shoot me. 44 00:03:57,779 --> 00:03:59,114 I won't do it. 45 00:04:25,306 --> 00:04:28,018 -Jase, Lieutenant Trask here is going to give you your 46 00:04:28,059 --> 00:04:30,729 regulation clothes, OK? 47 00:04:30,770 --> 00:04:33,732 Now, you've got an hour's start, then I got to announce 48 00:04:33,773 --> 00:04:35,275 a prison break. 49 00:04:35,316 --> 00:04:36,359 That's our bargain. 50 00:04:36,401 --> 00:04:38,570 I'm holding up my end. 51 00:04:38,611 --> 00:04:39,696 Better get going. 52 00:04:42,657 --> 00:04:44,117 Hold it! 53 00:04:47,245 --> 00:04:50,665 This here is my watch. 54 00:04:50,707 --> 00:04:53,626 You've got exactly one hour head start. 55 00:04:57,339 --> 00:04:58,506 Go! 56 00:05:05,138 --> 00:05:08,350 Seem like about an hour? 57 00:05:08,391 --> 00:05:11,478 Let's call it in, Red. 58 00:05:11,519 --> 00:05:12,729 TRASK (OVER RADIO): Sneed? 59 00:05:12,771 --> 00:05:14,481 This is Leo. 60 00:05:14,522 --> 00:05:15,648 We've got us a prison break. 61 00:05:15,690 --> 00:05:17,317 The boy's heading up Carver Road. 62 00:05:17,359 --> 00:05:20,195 You want to see if you can scare up a posse? 63 00:05:20,236 --> 00:05:22,155 SNEED (OVER RADIO): Hey, we're mounted and ready. 64 00:05:22,197 --> 00:05:23,406 Out. 65 00:05:23,448 --> 00:05:25,158 All right, he's on Carver Canyon Road. 66 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:28,495 Now, he'll be up in Box Canyon in about five minutes. 67 00:05:28,536 --> 00:05:31,206 Now, you're all legalized deputies of this county, so 68 00:05:31,247 --> 00:05:32,207 good hunting, huh? 69 00:05:32,248 --> 00:05:32,791 -OK. 70 00:05:32,832 --> 00:05:33,500 -Let's do it! 71 00:05:33,541 --> 00:05:34,376 -Let's go! 72 00:05:39,255 --> 00:05:41,299 -I'll make it. 73 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:42,467 I'll make it. 74 00:05:42,509 --> 00:05:44,594 JOEY (OFFSCREEN): I won't make it. 75 00:05:44,636 --> 00:05:47,847 I ain't got no time to make no ashtrays. 76 00:05:47,889 --> 00:05:50,392 -Neither do I, but since I been put in charge of arts and 77 00:05:50,433 --> 00:05:51,643 crafts, I make time. 78 00:05:56,231 --> 00:05:57,482 -I gotta go. 79 00:06:00,443 --> 00:06:01,820 -Hey, Joey. 80 00:06:01,861 --> 00:06:03,822 What did you and your mother hear from Jase? 81 00:06:03,863 --> 00:06:05,198 -Nothin'. 82 00:06:16,167 --> 00:06:17,377 -There he is now. 83 00:06:53,371 --> 00:06:55,415 -Where you been, Joey? 84 00:06:55,457 --> 00:06:59,753 -I had to go down to the center, check in with B.A. 85 00:06:59,794 --> 00:07:01,338 -B.A. Baracus? 86 00:07:01,379 --> 00:07:02,464 In a daycare center? 87 00:07:05,675 --> 00:07:06,718 That big, tough dude. 88 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:07,594 What's he doing down there? 89 00:07:07,635 --> 00:07:08,720 -He's making ashtrays. 90 00:07:08,762 --> 00:07:10,388 -Beats making trouble. 91 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:12,223 Don't it, Jase? 92 00:07:12,265 --> 00:07:13,350 -B.A., you son of a gun. 93 00:07:13,391 --> 00:07:16,311 Come on in. 94 00:07:16,353 --> 00:07:17,520 How are you? 95 00:07:17,562 --> 00:07:19,272 -Good, good, good, good, good, good. 96 00:07:19,314 --> 00:07:21,274 Tells me you busted up a bar in Florida. 97 00:07:21,316 --> 00:07:22,942 Got 30 days in Strikersville. 98 00:07:22,984 --> 00:07:26,571 -You don't know the half of it, B.A. You see, that warden 99 00:07:26,613 --> 00:07:28,365 had a whole different plan for me. 100 00:07:28,406 --> 00:07:30,658 My 30 days turned into five years. 101 00:07:30,700 --> 00:07:32,577 Well, I mean, they turned my whole life upside down. 102 00:07:32,619 --> 00:07:33,787 -You busted out? 103 00:07:33,828 --> 00:07:35,872 -Don't mess in my mud, B.A. I'm poison. 104 00:07:35,914 --> 00:07:37,957 -You been throwing your life away, that's your business. 105 00:07:37,999 --> 00:07:39,668 But you're going to get your little brother here in trouble 106 00:07:39,709 --> 00:07:42,295 trying to help you. 107 00:07:42,337 --> 00:07:43,963 -Well, he is my brother. 108 00:07:44,005 --> 00:07:47,801 But I don't have any place else to go. 109 00:07:47,842 --> 00:07:51,680 -Jase Tataro, we got you surrounded. 110 00:07:51,721 --> 00:07:53,223 -They followed you, Joey. 111 00:07:53,264 --> 00:07:54,849 Damn it, I told you to be careful. 112 00:07:54,891 --> 00:07:57,352 B.A., you gotta get him out of here now. 113 00:07:57,394 --> 00:07:59,813 PAUL (OFFSCREEN): We can blow you away right here now in you 114 00:07:59,854 --> 00:08:01,439 want, Jase. 115 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:03,775 -Save us a lot of trouble if we did blow him away. 116 00:08:03,817 --> 00:08:05,527 -The warden wants him in one piece. 117 00:08:05,568 --> 00:08:06,653 You know that. 118 00:08:06,695 --> 00:08:09,447 Now, you can come on out of there. 119 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:09,823 -No! 120 00:08:09,864 --> 00:08:10,657 No! 121 00:08:10,699 --> 00:08:11,491 They'll kill him! 122 00:08:14,828 --> 00:08:16,204 [gun cocking] 123 00:08:29,384 --> 00:08:30,844 -They'll kill him! 124 00:08:30,885 --> 00:08:32,929 -Killing him, Andre. 125 00:08:32,971 --> 00:08:35,432 They're killing a perfectly wonderful career. 126 00:08:35,473 --> 00:08:37,559 -I got a big time feature to produce. 127 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:40,520 I've got agents like you hawkin' me all day long. 128 00:08:40,562 --> 00:08:42,981 Now, your client is a big risk-ola. 129 00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:44,524 -OK. 130 00:08:44,566 --> 00:08:46,901 The whole Aquamaniac disaster, we'll own that. 131 00:08:46,943 --> 00:08:50,321 But we all know that John was having emotional problems. 132 00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:54,993 Your script, "Sinbad Goes to Mars," 133 00:08:55,035 --> 00:08:56,745 is absolutely beautiful. 134 00:08:56,786 --> 00:09:00,832 And John is perfect casting as the Martian. 135 00:09:06,421 --> 00:09:07,339 -Let's go. 136 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:08,798 I need you. 137 00:09:08,840 --> 00:09:12,886 -This is, uh, one of my, another one of my clients. 138 00:09:12,927 --> 00:09:13,803 I'll take care of the check. 139 00:09:13,845 --> 00:09:15,597 I'll phone you, Andre. 140 00:09:15,638 --> 00:09:18,058 That guy produces most of the monster pictures in Hollywood. 141 00:09:18,099 --> 00:09:19,893 I was being my own agent. 142 00:09:19,934 --> 00:09:21,728 It was beautiful. 143 00:09:21,770 --> 00:09:23,355 -We're on a case. 144 00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:24,356 -What case? 145 00:09:24,397 --> 00:09:25,565 Who's the client? 146 00:09:31,488 --> 00:09:32,655 Oh, I see. 147 00:09:32,697 --> 00:09:33,740 He's got a lot of money, has he? 148 00:09:33,782 --> 00:09:35,533 -He's got nothing. 149 00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:36,910 His brother's about to be murdered at a Florida prison, 150 00:09:36,951 --> 00:09:38,453 and we're gonna get him out. 151 00:09:38,495 --> 00:09:40,080 -You've got to hear this kid's story, Hannibal. 152 00:09:40,121 --> 00:09:42,957 He says the warden of that prison in Florida is forcing 153 00:09:42,999 --> 00:09:44,584 prisoners to fight to the death. 154 00:09:44,626 --> 00:09:45,919 -We're gonna get him out, Hannibal. 155 00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:47,712 You got a problem with that? 156 00:09:47,754 --> 00:09:50,548 -I didn't say I had a problem, B.A. I'm just saying, if we 157 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:52,926 want to stay out of the federal slammer, we gotta 158 00:09:52,967 --> 00:09:54,844 screen our clients. 159 00:09:54,886 --> 00:09:56,763 -I'm calling it for a vote. 160 00:09:56,805 --> 00:09:58,556 I say we take a vote on this case. 161 00:09:58,598 --> 00:09:59,683 -How can we vote on it? 162 00:09:59,724 --> 00:10:00,892 We don't even know what it is. 163 00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:02,977 -We vote because I say we vote. 164 00:10:03,019 --> 00:10:04,854 -Could we make that a secret ballot? 165 00:10:04,896 --> 00:10:06,439 -No. 166 00:10:06,481 --> 00:10:08,608 I say we get Jase out of prison for Joey. 167 00:10:08,650 --> 00:10:10,652 All in favor? 168 00:10:10,694 --> 00:10:12,779 I said, all in favor. 169 00:10:12,821 --> 00:10:15,407 -Well, I, uh, you know, I-- 170 00:10:17,909 --> 00:10:21,830 well, sure, I'd favor that. 171 00:10:21,871 --> 00:10:24,416 -Well, they don't let crazy people vote. 172 00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:28,044 They take that right away from you when you're committed. 173 00:10:28,086 --> 00:10:30,922 We are also immune to fear. 174 00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:32,757 We can't hook up emotionally to the 175 00:10:32,799 --> 00:10:35,510 concept of cerebral damage. 176 00:10:35,552 --> 00:10:36,928 -I'm getting tired of this rap, Murdock. 177 00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:37,804 -You're tired of it? 178 00:10:37,846 --> 00:10:38,847 How do you think I feel? 179 00:10:38,888 --> 00:10:39,639 I have to listen to it all day. 180 00:10:43,685 --> 00:10:45,645 -I think it's a hell of a story. 181 00:10:45,687 --> 00:10:49,399 And if we can prove it, I get front page. 182 00:10:49,441 --> 00:10:52,694 -You see, I got this real shot at playing the Martian in 183 00:10:52,736 --> 00:10:54,946 "Sinbad goes to Mars." 184 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:55,822 -Don't matter. 185 00:10:55,864 --> 00:10:56,656 You're outvoted anyway. 186 00:10:56,698 --> 00:10:57,657 Come on, let's go. 187 00:10:57,699 --> 00:10:58,742 We gotta get out of here. 188 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:04,039 -Well, kid, looks like you just hired the A-Team. 189 00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:11,171 That script stunk anyway. 190 00:11:11,212 --> 00:11:13,548 I have to have some creative standard. 191 00:11:25,560 --> 00:11:27,145 We gotta get you a cover, Face, to 192 00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:28,855 get into that slammer. 193 00:11:28,897 --> 00:11:32,734 Get a book on prison reform. 194 00:11:32,776 --> 00:11:33,526 -Any book? 195 00:11:33,568 --> 00:11:35,070 -No. 196 00:11:35,111 --> 00:11:36,988 Has to be a recent one, and by an author who's never been 197 00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:38,114 published before. 198 00:11:38,156 --> 00:11:39,699 We'll get copies at the bookstore. 199 00:11:39,741 --> 00:11:40,658 -I know the routine. 200 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,660 Let's go. 201 00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:45,038 -Go on, son. 202 00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:46,831 -Well, Jase said this Warden Beale picks 203 00:11:46,873 --> 00:11:48,833 prisoners that are tough. 204 00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:50,710 Tries them out by having one of the guys in the yard pick a 205 00:11:50,752 --> 00:11:52,212 fight with him. 206 00:11:52,253 --> 00:11:53,838 If they do well, separates them from the other prisoners 207 00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:55,048 and trains them. 208 00:11:55,090 --> 00:11:57,175 Then he makes them fight to the death. 209 00:11:57,217 --> 00:12:00,053 -Like them gladiators in Rome, man. 210 00:12:00,095 --> 00:12:01,846 -How did Jase get away? 211 00:12:01,888 --> 00:12:03,848 -Well, if they win, they let you go free. 212 00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:05,058 And then they hunt you. 213 00:12:05,100 --> 00:12:07,602 And they try to kill you. 214 00:12:07,644 --> 00:12:09,604 Jase was the first one to get away. 215 00:12:09,646 --> 00:12:11,189 -Jase is real tough, Hannibal. 216 00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:12,982 He grew up in my neighborhood. 217 00:12:13,024 --> 00:12:15,193 He was the baddest cat around until I showed up. 218 00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:18,655 -Still is. 219 00:12:18,697 --> 00:12:20,156 He's my brother. 220 00:12:20,198 --> 00:12:25,578 Everyone says, yeah, Jase, he's real tough and mean. 221 00:12:25,620 --> 00:12:26,746 But he's not. 222 00:12:31,167 --> 00:12:32,544 (TEARFULLY) He's-- 223 00:12:35,964 --> 00:12:36,798 -That's OK, Joey. 224 00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:37,799 That's OK. 225 00:12:37,841 --> 00:12:38,717 I'm going to help you. 226 00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,510 Me and my friends here. 227 00:12:40,552 --> 00:12:41,261 It's OK. 228 00:12:41,302 --> 00:12:44,055 It's OK. 229 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:46,933 -But what if they kill him before you can get to him? 230 00:12:46,975 --> 00:12:49,561 -All we can do is our best. 231 00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:52,188 But we'll give it a 100% try, son. 232 00:12:52,230 --> 00:12:53,273 -We found a book called The Reformed 233 00:12:53,314 --> 00:12:54,649 Convict by Dwight Pepper. 234 00:12:56,985 --> 00:12:58,111 -Dr. Pepper? 235 00:12:58,153 --> 00:12:59,696 Are you kidding? 236 00:12:59,738 --> 00:13:00,947 -It's his first book. 237 00:13:00,989 --> 00:13:03,158 He's a doctor of psychology from LSU. 238 00:13:03,199 --> 00:13:06,036 -Face, you're the good doctor. 239 00:13:06,077 --> 00:13:07,662 Let's go. 240 00:13:07,704 --> 00:13:08,872 We'll drop Joey at home and, uh, get on down there. 241 00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:07,097 -New record. 242 00:14:07,138 --> 00:14:09,766 Coast to coast in 38 hours. 243 00:14:09,808 --> 00:14:11,017 -Town's kind of small. 244 00:14:11,059 --> 00:14:13,186 Somehow I expected a house or two. 245 00:14:13,228 --> 00:14:14,270 -That's the city limit sign. 246 00:14:14,312 --> 00:14:16,022 The town is up the road. 247 00:14:16,064 --> 00:14:17,107 -Ambitious. 248 00:14:17,148 --> 00:14:18,775 Wait up for him, Face. 249 00:14:18,817 --> 00:14:21,945 -Now uh, Murdock, B.A., Hannibal, you rent the car and 250 00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:23,697 get arrested. 251 00:14:23,738 --> 00:14:25,699 Now Amy and I, we'll scan the stuff we need, and uh, get to 252 00:14:25,740 --> 00:14:27,867 you guys with the stuff you need for the escape. 253 00:14:27,909 --> 00:14:31,037 We gotta break out of jail with Jase before the fight. 254 00:14:31,079 --> 00:14:34,749 If we don't, then uh, B.A. could be in big trouble. 255 00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:36,710 -Yeah, he's also in big trouble if you 256 00:14:36,751 --> 00:14:38,294 and B.A. get separated. 257 00:14:38,336 --> 00:14:39,337 I mean, if that happens, you aren't going to know when the 258 00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:41,214 fight is or what's going on. 259 00:14:41,256 --> 00:14:42,882 -Don't worry. 260 00:14:42,924 --> 00:14:44,217 I got a plan that will keep us together. 261 00:14:44,259 --> 00:14:45,218 -Let's go. 262 00:14:45,260 --> 00:14:45,885 Jase could be dead already. 263 00:15:04,154 --> 00:15:07,240 -Let her rip, B.A. Getting arrested in this 264 00:15:07,282 --> 00:15:08,700 burg is the easy part. 265 00:15:53,495 --> 00:15:55,955 [laughing] 266 00:15:55,997 --> 00:15:58,375 -Well now, where are you boys from? 267 00:15:58,416 --> 00:16:00,960 -(SLURRED) Drop dead, sir. 268 00:16:01,002 --> 00:16:03,129 [laughing] 269 00:16:03,171 --> 00:16:04,964 -I want these guys, Billy. 270 00:16:05,006 --> 00:16:07,801 Now, you call Judge Bell, and you tell him that I got me 271 00:16:07,842 --> 00:16:10,387 some Yankees plowing through town doing 80. 272 00:16:10,428 --> 00:16:11,805 -I thought I was doing 85. 273 00:16:11,846 --> 00:16:13,306 -He ain't gonna like it, Norm. 274 00:16:13,348 --> 00:16:15,058 You know what he said about busting Yankees. 275 00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:17,394 -Nobody talks to us like that when we've been drinking. 276 00:16:17,435 --> 00:16:20,730 Especially not a dust covered country cop. 277 00:16:20,772 --> 00:16:21,356 -All right! 278 00:16:21,398 --> 00:16:22,190 Get 'em out there! 279 00:16:22,232 --> 00:16:23,733 You're under arrest! 280 00:16:23,775 --> 00:16:24,734 Drunk and disorderly! 281 00:16:24,776 --> 00:16:25,944 You're resisting arrest! 282 00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:26,486 -Norm! 283 00:16:26,528 --> 00:16:27,821 Calm down, Norm! 284 00:16:27,862 --> 00:16:28,738 Call down. 285 00:16:28,780 --> 00:16:29,989 We got big trouble, man. 286 00:16:30,031 --> 00:16:31,116 They been screamin' all up the state. 287 00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:32,909 Now, you heard the judge. 288 00:16:32,951 --> 00:16:34,744 He's going to send a senate investigator down here, and we 289 00:16:34,786 --> 00:16:36,496 are going to get fired, man. 290 00:16:36,538 --> 00:16:37,956 Just get in the car and calm down. 291 00:16:49,050 --> 00:16:50,218 -What's going on, Hannibal? 292 00:16:50,260 --> 00:16:52,178 -I don't know. 293 00:16:52,220 --> 00:16:54,431 But I'll bet I can change his mind. 294 00:16:54,472 --> 00:16:56,141 -Jase could be getting murdered while we stand around 295 00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:58,518 here trying to get arrested. 296 00:16:58,560 --> 00:16:59,894 -Give me the keys. 297 00:17:37,265 --> 00:17:38,892 -You're under arrest. 298 00:17:38,933 --> 00:17:41,019 You're under arrest! 299 00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:44,064 You guys are all going to jail! 300 00:17:44,105 --> 00:17:45,273 -Thank you. 301 00:18:07,629 --> 00:18:09,297 -All right, everybody out. 302 00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:17,639 Hey, boy. 303 00:18:17,681 --> 00:18:19,349 I said, get out. 304 00:18:19,391 --> 00:18:21,434 -If you're talking to him, you're wasting your time. 305 00:18:21,476 --> 00:18:22,519 He's deaf. 306 00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:24,062 He's also a mute. 307 00:18:24,104 --> 00:18:25,563 -Oh, yeah. 308 00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:27,565 I remember getting a note on that from the courthouse. 309 00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:30,110 So which one of you two is the interpreter, huh? 310 00:18:30,151 --> 00:18:32,612 -Sadly, that duty falls on me. 311 00:18:32,654 --> 00:18:34,280 -Well, tell him to stop leaving his 312 00:18:34,322 --> 00:18:35,657 butt print in my van. 313 00:18:35,699 --> 00:18:39,327 -Sign language requires the entire body. 314 00:18:39,369 --> 00:18:41,204 If you want him out of there, you're going to 315 00:18:41,246 --> 00:18:42,330 have to uncuff me. 316 00:19:06,521 --> 00:19:07,480 -Hey. 317 00:19:07,522 --> 00:19:08,189 Say, what's he run? 318 00:19:08,231 --> 00:19:10,483 About, uh, 220? 319 00:19:10,525 --> 00:19:12,277 -I haven't the faintest idea. 320 00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:14,154 -Well, tell him to get in line and follow us into the yard, 321 00:19:14,195 --> 00:19:15,363 because we're going to check in. 322 00:19:22,245 --> 00:19:23,747 -That boy looks like a candidate 323 00:19:23,788 --> 00:19:25,832 for the fight program. 324 00:19:25,874 --> 00:19:27,375 Got his file? 325 00:19:33,214 --> 00:19:35,091 Deaf and mute? 326 00:19:35,133 --> 00:19:36,468 -Yep. 327 00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:38,178 That other guy, uh, John Smith can talk to him. 328 00:19:38,219 --> 00:19:40,180 He knows that sign language. 329 00:19:40,221 --> 00:19:43,099 [laughing] 330 00:19:43,141 --> 00:19:45,101 -Hair dresser. 331 00:19:45,143 --> 00:19:48,229 You mean to tell me that animal is traveling around 332 00:19:48,271 --> 00:19:49,564 with a hair dresser? 333 00:19:49,606 --> 00:19:51,524 -I wonder if that mute's as tough as he looks. 334 00:19:51,566 --> 00:19:52,734 -Well, I'll tell you what. 335 00:19:52,776 --> 00:19:54,819 You have Jackhammer Jackson try him out. 336 00:19:54,861 --> 00:19:57,197 If he looks like he can handle himself, I'm going to file 337 00:19:57,238 --> 00:19:59,115 assault charges against him, upgrade his sentence to two 338 00:19:59,157 --> 00:20:01,201 years for fighting. 339 00:20:01,242 --> 00:20:02,744 -Soon as they get through the psychiatric check 340 00:20:02,786 --> 00:20:06,498 in, I'll get it done. 341 00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:07,832 -Tractor. 342 00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:10,168 -You don't really see a tractor, do you, Murdock? 343 00:20:10,210 --> 00:20:11,461 -You're right, I was just guessing. 344 00:20:11,503 --> 00:20:12,379 -Well, don't guess. 345 00:20:12,420 --> 00:20:15,340 What does it look like? 346 00:20:15,382 --> 00:20:16,216 -Ink. 347 00:20:16,257 --> 00:20:17,676 It looks like ink. 348 00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:20,887 See, I've been doing these most of my life, off and on, 349 00:20:20,929 --> 00:20:23,473 and I don't see nothing. 350 00:20:23,515 --> 00:20:25,433 So I just guess. 351 00:20:25,475 --> 00:20:28,311 -It looks like a butterfly, don't it? 352 00:20:28,353 --> 00:20:32,732 See, there's the wings, and there's the head. 353 00:20:32,774 --> 00:20:34,109 -Hey. 354 00:20:35,902 --> 00:20:37,737 Yeah. 355 00:20:37,779 --> 00:20:39,239 Yeah. 356 00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:40,740 I see that. 357 00:20:40,782 --> 00:20:42,158 Yeah. 358 00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:43,326 It's a butterfly. 359 00:20:43,368 --> 00:20:44,411 -Good. 360 00:20:44,452 --> 00:20:46,705 Butterfly. 361 00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:48,915 Now what do you see? 362 00:20:48,957 --> 00:20:50,667 -Garbage bag. 363 00:20:50,709 --> 00:20:52,252 Empty garbage bag. 364 00:20:57,549 --> 00:20:59,926 I'd like a trash bag, please, if you have one. 365 00:20:59,968 --> 00:21:03,388 I really could use a trash bag. 366 00:21:03,430 --> 00:21:06,933 -All the way from Los Angeles, California to 367 00:21:06,975 --> 00:21:08,351 Strikersville, Floria. 368 00:21:08,393 --> 00:21:11,396 -I'm doing a story on prison reform. 369 00:21:11,438 --> 00:21:13,815 Actually, I was supposed to meet Dwight Pepper here. 370 00:21:13,857 --> 00:21:16,526 The story relates to his concepts on prison reform. 371 00:21:16,568 --> 00:21:20,280 Unfortunately, I guess he got hung up at the airport. 372 00:21:20,321 --> 00:21:20,864 -Have a seat. 373 00:21:20,905 --> 00:21:22,699 -Thank you. 374 00:21:22,741 --> 00:21:24,451 -Dwight Pepper. 375 00:21:24,492 --> 00:21:26,911 Isn't he that dude that wrote that cream cheese book about 376 00:21:26,953 --> 00:21:28,955 coddling prisoners, teaching them how to do needlepoint and 377 00:21:28,997 --> 00:21:29,956 bake biscuits? 378 00:21:29,998 --> 00:21:32,959 -I have his book right here. 379 00:21:33,001 --> 00:21:35,545 -I already read it. 380 00:21:35,587 --> 00:21:38,381 Couldn't get past the second chapter. 381 00:21:38,423 --> 00:21:43,636 -You, uh, don't mind if I confirm your credentials, do 382 00:21:43,678 --> 00:21:45,221 you, Miss Allen? 383 00:21:45,263 --> 00:21:46,431 -Please do. 384 00:21:56,566 --> 00:21:57,984 -You're one of the new fish, huh? 385 00:21:58,026 --> 00:21:58,985 -That's right. 386 00:21:59,027 --> 00:22:00,612 -Turn out your pockets, boy. 387 00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:03,823 What you got is mine. 388 00:22:03,865 --> 00:22:04,908 -What's your name, friend? 389 00:22:04,949 --> 00:22:06,493 -Deke, and I ain't your friend. 390 00:22:06,534 --> 00:22:07,660 I'm your boss, boy. 391 00:22:10,622 --> 00:22:12,374 -I'll tell you what you are, Deke. 392 00:22:12,415 --> 00:22:15,669 You're a guy travelling Mach one to a pine box. 393 00:22:15,710 --> 00:22:17,754 -Tough guy, huh? 394 00:22:17,796 --> 00:22:18,922 -He's a tough guy. 395 00:22:27,305 --> 00:22:30,016 Got a cigarette, Deke? 396 00:22:30,058 --> 00:22:32,519 I'll just take the pack. 397 00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:34,813 What have you seen of Jase Tataro, Deke? 398 00:22:34,854 --> 00:22:38,400 -Don't pay to ask questions on this cell block. 399 00:22:38,441 --> 00:22:39,567 -See you, Deke. 400 00:22:53,915 --> 00:22:55,875 -Turn out your pockets, man. 401 00:22:55,917 --> 00:22:57,377 -What is this, an opening ritual? 402 00:22:57,419 --> 00:22:59,671 -I wasn't talking to you, punk. 403 00:22:59,713 --> 00:23:01,047 I was talking to him. 404 00:23:01,089 --> 00:23:03,508 Turn out your pockets, man. 405 00:23:03,550 --> 00:23:05,343 -Oh, he doesn't have anything in his pockets you want. 406 00:23:05,385 --> 00:23:06,469 -I wasn't talking to you. 407 00:23:06,511 --> 00:23:07,887 I was always talking to him. 408 00:23:07,929 --> 00:23:09,889 -If you're talking to him, you are talking to me, 409 00:23:09,931 --> 00:23:11,057 because he's deaf. 410 00:23:11,099 --> 00:23:13,435 He's also a mute. 411 00:23:13,476 --> 00:23:15,437 He can't even read lips. 412 00:23:15,478 --> 00:23:18,398 But if you'd like me to translate for you, 413 00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:19,566 I'll be happy to. 414 00:23:19,607 --> 00:23:21,526 You want him to turn out his pockets. 415 00:23:28,491 --> 00:23:29,909 -What did he say? 416 00:23:29,951 --> 00:23:31,745 -Um, you don't want to hear it. 417 00:23:31,786 --> 00:23:33,913 It wasn't very nice. 418 00:23:33,955 --> 00:23:36,499 OK, OK. 419 00:23:36,541 --> 00:23:39,711 He said that your mother works street corners, and you're so 420 00:23:39,753 --> 00:23:41,796 ugly, flies wouldn't land on you. 421 00:23:41,838 --> 00:23:42,964 I told you it wasn't very nice. 422 00:23:45,633 --> 00:23:48,720 He also said that you're a chicken-hearted lowlife who 423 00:23:48,762 --> 00:23:50,889 sleeps in pig slop, and your sister-- 424 00:23:50,930 --> 00:23:54,392 -OK, OK, I get the point. 425 00:23:54,434 --> 00:23:55,810 -Three minute rounds? 426 00:23:55,852 --> 00:23:57,020 -No. 427 00:24:01,691 --> 00:24:02,359 -Hit him! 428 00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:03,943 Hit him! 429 00:24:03,985 --> 00:24:16,956 [shouting] 430 00:24:16,998 --> 00:24:18,458 -Damn! 431 00:24:18,500 --> 00:24:20,669 I never saw such quick combinations in my life. 432 00:24:20,710 --> 00:24:22,629 That boy may be better than Jase. 433 00:24:22,671 --> 00:24:24,839 -Only trouble is you can't talk to him without the other 434 00:24:24,881 --> 00:24:27,008 guy, Smith. 435 00:24:27,050 --> 00:24:29,010 -Tell you what. 436 00:24:29,052 --> 00:24:31,471 You, uh, keep them together. 437 00:24:31,513 --> 00:24:33,139 Put them in the fight program. 438 00:24:33,181 --> 00:24:35,809 Get on the phone, spread the word. 439 00:24:35,850 --> 00:24:38,520 Saturday night, we're going to have a fight to the death. 440 00:24:38,561 --> 00:24:41,398 Tell them $1,000 buys one seat. 441 00:24:46,653 --> 00:24:49,114 Mr. Pepper, I don't have no time for you today. 442 00:24:49,155 --> 00:24:53,076 -That's Dr. Pepper, like in the sodie-pop. 443 00:24:53,118 --> 00:24:54,869 Hey, look, warden. 444 00:24:54,911 --> 00:24:57,080 I've done a little research on Strikersville prison, and, uh, 445 00:24:57,122 --> 00:24:59,791 quite frankly, the incidents of violent deaths that abound 446 00:24:59,833 --> 00:25:03,169 here about suggest to me that you have severe shortcomings 447 00:25:03,211 --> 00:25:04,921 in your rehabilitation programs. 448 00:25:04,963 --> 00:25:09,009 -I ain't about to discuss my prison with some university 449 00:25:09,050 --> 00:25:11,761 penologist who don't know anything about 450 00:25:11,803 --> 00:25:13,096 problems we face here. 451 00:25:13,138 --> 00:25:15,223 -Warden Beale, I'm going to lay this out for you 452 00:25:15,265 --> 00:25:17,058 once and only once. 453 00:25:17,100 --> 00:25:19,102 I've been commissioned by the Senate of these here United 454 00:25:19,144 --> 00:25:21,938 States to write a thesis on uh, several prisons, 455 00:25:21,980 --> 00:25:23,648 Strikersville being one of them. 456 00:25:23,690 --> 00:25:27,652 And uh, I must tell you, sir, that I am mighty appalled by 457 00:25:27,694 --> 00:25:29,946 what I've discovered is going on down here. 458 00:25:29,988 --> 00:25:33,658 In the past 18 months, there have been seven prisoners who 459 00:25:33,700 --> 00:25:37,620 have died from what we might euphemistically call 460 00:25:37,662 --> 00:25:39,664 mysterious causes. 461 00:25:39,706 --> 00:25:41,124 Beatings and the like. 462 00:25:41,166 --> 00:25:43,001 -Not to mention the number of prison breaks that have 463 00:25:43,043 --> 00:25:45,211 resulted in the deaths of the escaping prisoners. 464 00:25:45,253 --> 00:25:50,050 -Miss Allen, if y'all don't mind, I would like to handle 465 00:25:50,091 --> 00:25:51,801 this in my own way. 466 00:25:51,843 --> 00:25:53,720 I appreciate that you're down here to chronicle my efforts 467 00:25:53,762 --> 00:25:55,138 in the national press. 468 00:25:55,180 --> 00:25:56,848 I appreciate that your findings will be published in 469 00:25:56,890 --> 00:26:00,643 70 syndicated papers, including the Washington Post. 470 00:26:00,685 --> 00:26:03,104 And I'm not unmindful of the public attention you all can 471 00:26:03,146 --> 00:26:04,856 put on my study. 472 00:26:04,898 --> 00:26:08,943 But as an academician, I'm not here for personal glory, but 473 00:26:08,985 --> 00:26:11,529 to try and effect meaningful prison reform. 474 00:26:16,326 --> 00:26:20,246 -70 papers? 475 00:26:20,288 --> 00:26:24,709 Look, uh, I don't want to make enemies of you people, but you 476 00:26:24,751 --> 00:26:27,003 gotta understand, I got my problems here. 477 00:26:27,045 --> 00:26:28,755 -Warden Beale, I'm not down here to try and 478 00:26:28,797 --> 00:26:30,340 make trouble for you. 479 00:26:30,382 --> 00:26:32,300 As a matter of fact, I'd be willing to take a look at your 480 00:26:32,342 --> 00:26:36,680 operation in a very favorable light, if I was to become 481 00:26:36,721 --> 00:26:38,848 convinced your rehab programs were moving 482 00:26:38,890 --> 00:26:40,183 in the right direction. 483 00:26:40,225 --> 00:26:43,144 -We have rehab programs here in Strikersville. 484 00:26:43,186 --> 00:26:45,814 -What you've got, warden, is a laundry. 485 00:26:45,855 --> 00:26:47,273 And y'all punch out license plates for 486 00:26:47,315 --> 00:26:49,609 the state of Florida. 487 00:26:49,651 --> 00:26:52,362 -What do you want from me? 488 00:26:52,404 --> 00:26:55,281 -Well, I'd, I'd like to suggest the implementation of 489 00:26:55,323 --> 00:26:58,243 what we call sensitivity rehabilitation. 490 00:26:58,284 --> 00:27:00,328 It's all in my book. 491 00:27:00,370 --> 00:27:02,956 -You mean cooking, junk like that? 492 00:27:02,997 --> 00:27:04,040 -Cooking is excellent. 493 00:27:04,082 --> 00:27:06,334 It's a creative endeavor. 494 00:27:06,376 --> 00:27:09,004 Now at Leavenworth, they've had tremendous success with a 495 00:27:09,045 --> 00:27:10,088 hair styling concept. 496 00:27:10,130 --> 00:27:11,631 Absolutely incredible. 497 00:27:11,673 --> 00:27:13,925 It's in my book under decreased inmate violence 498 00:27:13,967 --> 00:27:17,012 through personal grooming. 499 00:27:17,053 --> 00:27:18,722 -You gotta be putting me on. 500 00:27:18,763 --> 00:27:20,682 You mean to tell me you want me to start a hair dressing 501 00:27:20,724 --> 00:27:21,808 saloon here in prison? 502 00:27:21,850 --> 00:27:23,309 How about ballet, uh, class? 503 00:27:23,351 --> 00:27:25,061 You want one of those? 504 00:27:25,103 --> 00:27:27,105 -As a matter of fact, dance class and painting class have 505 00:27:27,147 --> 00:27:28,023 been quite effective-- 506 00:27:28,064 --> 00:27:29,899 -I have heard enough. 507 00:27:29,941 --> 00:27:31,151 That tears it. 508 00:27:31,192 --> 00:27:35,155 I ain't gonna listen to no more of this. 509 00:27:35,196 --> 00:27:36,906 -All right. 510 00:27:36,948 --> 00:27:39,951 All right, you, uh, you do what you like, and uh, I'll do 511 00:27:39,993 --> 00:27:40,744 what I have to. 512 00:27:40,785 --> 00:27:42,120 Miss Allen? 513 00:27:42,162 --> 00:27:44,164 -I can't believe you are willing to jeopardize your 514 00:27:44,205 --> 00:27:47,000 entire career because you are unwilling to experiment with 515 00:27:47,042 --> 00:27:47,917 new prison techniques. 516 00:27:47,959 --> 00:27:50,128 It's simply fascinating. 517 00:27:50,170 --> 00:27:51,671 -Hold it. 518 00:27:51,713 --> 00:27:53,173 That thing been on the whole time? 519 00:27:56,468 --> 00:27:58,261 Dr. Pepper? 520 00:27:58,303 --> 00:27:59,888 Come on in here a minute, will ya? 521 00:28:02,349 --> 00:28:05,268 You know, I was just thinking, we had a prisoner check in 522 00:28:05,310 --> 00:28:07,437 today who had hair styling experience. 523 00:28:07,479 --> 00:28:09,105 Thought maybe we'd give it a shot. 524 00:28:09,147 --> 00:28:12,192 You come on over here, and you tell me what y'all need. 525 00:28:12,233 --> 00:28:14,069 -Trash bags! 526 00:28:14,110 --> 00:28:16,404 I want trash bags! 527 00:28:16,446 --> 00:28:17,947 I want them! 528 00:28:17,989 --> 00:28:19,282 I want them! 529 00:28:19,324 --> 00:28:21,910 I want trash bags! 530 00:28:21,951 --> 00:28:23,328 -Guy hasn't shut up! 531 00:28:23,370 --> 00:28:26,081 -I want trash bags! 532 00:28:26,122 --> 00:28:27,916 -Do you have any trash bags? 533 00:28:27,957 --> 00:28:30,794 Maybe he'll put his head inside and suffocate. 534 00:28:30,835 --> 00:28:32,003 -Trash bags! 535 00:28:37,509 --> 00:28:39,094 Trash bags? 536 00:28:39,135 --> 00:28:42,347 Give me the trash bag. 537 00:28:42,389 --> 00:28:44,724 I want a trash bag. 538 00:28:44,766 --> 00:28:46,851 -Where do these morons come from? 539 00:29:01,366 --> 00:29:03,993 -(WHISPERING) Hannibal. 540 00:29:04,035 --> 00:29:07,038 That's Jase Tataro. 541 00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:08,248 He's alive. 542 00:29:18,591 --> 00:29:21,219 -Nice. 543 00:29:21,261 --> 00:29:25,557 But this shampoo has no protein base. 544 00:29:25,598 --> 00:29:27,559 We'll have more split ends than a football team. 545 00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:29,894 Ha ha. 546 00:29:29,936 --> 00:29:31,479 Oh, no. 547 00:29:31,521 --> 00:29:33,940 Did you buy all Harrison's? 548 00:29:33,982 --> 00:29:36,943 Can't do a decent blow dry with a Harrison Hair Pro. 549 00:29:36,985 --> 00:29:38,403 There's no temperature control. 550 00:29:38,445 --> 00:29:40,905 -Mr. Smith, the warden is doing the best he can. 551 00:29:40,947 --> 00:29:45,493 I think Warden Beale is being extremely cooperative. 552 00:29:45,535 --> 00:29:48,496 -I need reclining salon chairs. 553 00:29:48,538 --> 00:29:50,415 Where are my reclining salon chairs? 554 00:29:50,457 --> 00:29:53,043 -Strikersville, Florida don't have no Montgomery Wards. 555 00:29:53,084 --> 00:29:54,044 We did the best we could. 556 00:29:54,085 --> 00:29:55,503 -OK, OK. 557 00:29:55,545 --> 00:29:59,090 Then I'll take, uh, pool chairs, or lawn chairs. 558 00:29:59,132 --> 00:30:02,594 The altitude of the head is the essence of a good cut. 559 00:30:02,635 --> 00:30:05,430 -Uh, Sneed, uh, go over and pick up three or four of my 560 00:30:05,472 --> 00:30:07,390 pool chairs. 561 00:30:07,432 --> 00:30:08,558 -Thank you, warden. 562 00:30:14,606 --> 00:30:17,067 -Warden Beale, I'm most surely impressed with the way you've 563 00:30:17,108 --> 00:30:20,278 gone and embraced these new concepts in penology. 564 00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:22,864 -I don't think there's gonna be one con coming here and 565 00:30:22,906 --> 00:30:24,449 getting no haircut. 566 00:30:24,491 --> 00:30:26,951 You people got me over a barrel, but I 567 00:30:26,993 --> 00:30:28,119 think you're nuts. 568 00:30:28,161 --> 00:30:29,537 -That's what they said in Leavenworth. 569 00:30:29,579 --> 00:30:32,290 -Warden, everybody wants to look nice. 570 00:30:32,332 --> 00:30:34,459 Strikes to the central core of the human condition. 571 00:30:34,501 --> 00:30:39,130 When people, uh, look nice, they act nice. 572 00:30:39,172 --> 00:30:43,051 And prisoner violence will be reduced. 573 00:30:43,093 --> 00:30:44,594 Now, if it's all right, I'd like to see the hospital 574 00:30:44,636 --> 00:30:45,970 facilities. 575 00:30:53,228 --> 00:30:54,396 -Bye bye. 576 00:31:08,910 --> 00:31:10,662 -How'd you like a little mohawk trim, B.A.? 577 00:31:10,704 --> 00:31:12,372 Just to keep me in practice. 578 00:31:12,414 --> 00:31:14,332 -I'd like a little right hook, Hannibal. 579 00:31:14,374 --> 00:31:16,251 Just to sort of keep me in practice. 580 00:31:16,292 --> 00:31:17,627 MURDOCK (OFFSCREEN): Some more! 581 00:31:17,669 --> 00:31:19,504 I want some more! 582 00:31:19,546 --> 00:31:20,672 I want trash bags! 583 00:31:20,714 --> 00:31:22,090 -What on earth is that? 584 00:31:22,132 --> 00:31:23,174 -We have a new prisoner. 585 00:31:23,216 --> 00:31:24,509 He wants trash bags. 586 00:31:24,551 --> 00:31:25,301 -Trash bags? 587 00:31:25,343 --> 00:31:26,052 Why? 588 00:31:26,094 --> 00:31:27,220 -I don't know. 589 00:31:27,262 --> 00:31:29,055 I never saw anything like it before. 590 00:31:29,097 --> 00:31:30,682 You give him a trash bag, and he's quiet 591 00:31:30,724 --> 00:31:32,017 for a couple of hours. 592 00:31:32,058 --> 00:31:33,393 And then it starts all over again. 593 00:31:33,435 --> 00:31:35,603 -Aberrant behavior is fascinating, medically and 594 00:31:35,645 --> 00:31:36,938 clinically, isn't it? 595 00:31:36,980 --> 00:31:38,231 -How would you know? 596 00:31:38,273 --> 00:31:42,360 I just found out you're not really Dr. Pepper. 597 00:31:42,402 --> 00:31:44,195 -Not Dr. Pepper? 598 00:31:44,237 --> 00:31:45,572 Are you kidding? 599 00:31:45,613 --> 00:31:48,033 Of course he's Dr. Pepper. 600 00:31:48,074 --> 00:31:50,410 -Except I just got his book from the warden's office not 601 00:31:50,452 --> 00:31:52,078 more than an hour ago. 602 00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:55,665 I was just getting set to read it, and I noticed this. 603 00:31:55,707 --> 00:31:59,377 So the next question is, if you're not Dr. Pepper, who the 604 00:31:59,419 --> 00:32:00,587 hell are you, honey? 605 00:32:05,759 --> 00:32:07,427 -That's the last time I'll be humiliated 606 00:32:07,469 --> 00:32:09,220 by that damn publisher. 607 00:32:09,262 --> 00:32:11,056 Five years of research, five years of writing, and Dunn and 608 00:32:11,097 --> 00:32:13,433 Mitchell put the wrong picture on the dust jacket. 609 00:32:13,475 --> 00:32:14,559 -I thought they recalled all the wrong 610 00:32:14,601 --> 00:32:16,102 dust covers, Dr. Pepper. 611 00:32:16,144 --> 00:32:17,562 -They were supposed to have been recalled. 612 00:32:17,604 --> 00:32:19,105 Of course, with a New York publisher, 613 00:32:19,147 --> 00:32:20,190 they'll tell you anything. 614 00:32:20,231 --> 00:32:21,524 -Wrong dust cover? 615 00:32:21,566 --> 00:32:23,610 -Yes, of course. 616 00:32:23,651 --> 00:32:24,694 Clean out your ears. 617 00:32:24,736 --> 00:32:26,071 -Here, show her the right one. 618 00:32:28,406 --> 00:32:31,076 -Well, this one has your picture on it. 619 00:32:31,117 --> 00:32:32,035 -Yeah. 620 00:32:32,077 --> 00:32:33,328 -So who's this other guy? 621 00:32:33,370 --> 00:32:35,121 -That other guy, as you so quaintly put it, 622 00:32:35,163 --> 00:32:36,539 is Dr. Lloyd Leedoms. 623 00:32:36,581 --> 00:32:39,000 He's a marine biologist, or some damn thing. 624 00:32:39,042 --> 00:32:40,752 Published a minor little work entitled "Love Calls Of The 625 00:32:40,794 --> 00:32:44,506 Pacific Gray Whales." About six people ever read it. 626 00:32:44,547 --> 00:32:47,217 My book, on the other hand, is the current Bible of 627 00:32:47,258 --> 00:32:48,760 penologists. 628 00:32:48,802 --> 00:32:51,596 And the publishers mixed his photo with mine, distributed 629 00:32:51,638 --> 00:32:53,765 the first print with the wrong picture on it. 630 00:32:53,807 --> 00:32:56,017 Your question is, how could this happen? 631 00:32:56,059 --> 00:32:56,768 -Well, no, I-- 632 00:32:56,810 --> 00:32:58,603 -My question exactly. 633 00:32:58,645 --> 00:33:01,439 I screamed bloody murder, and they told me, they promised 634 00:33:01,481 --> 00:33:04,234 that all the books had been recalled. 635 00:33:04,275 --> 00:33:07,445 Oh, it's just devastating. 636 00:33:07,487 --> 00:33:09,197 Really. 637 00:33:09,239 --> 00:33:10,699 Writers get almost no respect. 638 00:33:10,740 --> 00:33:12,409 Almost none. 639 00:33:12,450 --> 00:33:15,078 Would you mind if I took this jacket? 640 00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:16,371 -No. 641 00:33:16,413 --> 00:33:18,164 -I'm gonna shove it down my editor's throat. 642 00:33:18,206 --> 00:33:19,124 Promised. 643 00:33:19,165 --> 00:33:20,208 He promised me. 644 00:33:20,250 --> 00:33:21,459 Oh, well. 645 00:33:21,501 --> 00:33:22,711 What's a Yankee's promise worth, anyway? 646 00:33:22,752 --> 00:33:24,462 -Nothing. 647 00:33:24,504 --> 00:33:27,048 -Let's take a look at that trash bag fixation, shall we? 648 00:33:35,432 --> 00:33:36,474 -Trash bags! 649 00:33:36,516 --> 00:33:38,476 New trash bags! 650 00:33:38,518 --> 00:33:39,769 Trash bags! 651 00:33:39,811 --> 00:33:41,146 Trash bags! 652 00:33:41,187 --> 00:33:42,147 -Trash bag. 653 00:33:42,188 --> 00:33:43,273 -Trash bag? 654 00:33:52,699 --> 00:33:54,576 -What do you make of that, doctor? 655 00:33:54,617 --> 00:33:58,121 -Well, I'd like to spend about an hour with him later on. 656 00:33:58,163 --> 00:34:01,374 I got my doctorate at LSU in neurotic fixations. 657 00:34:01,416 --> 00:34:04,127 I think in about, oh, 20, 30 minutes I could tell you 658 00:34:04,169 --> 00:34:07,630 whether this boy's really fixated, or just trying to 659 00:34:07,672 --> 00:34:10,508 section eight into the soft walls of a hospital facility. 660 00:34:10,550 --> 00:34:12,719 -I sure would like to have you try, doctor. 661 00:34:12,761 --> 00:34:15,805 He's been keeping everybody on this wing up all night. 662 00:34:15,847 --> 00:34:18,183 -Well, I'll take a shot at it before I leave this evening. 663 00:34:38,161 --> 00:34:42,499 -Tell him to take his gloves off and hold out his wrist. 664 00:34:42,540 --> 00:34:43,708 He's leaving. 665 00:34:43,750 --> 00:34:44,709 -Leaving? 666 00:34:44,751 --> 00:34:46,670 Why are we leaving? 667 00:34:46,711 --> 00:34:48,171 -Not you. 668 00:34:48,213 --> 00:34:49,547 Just him. 669 00:34:49,589 --> 00:34:51,716 Tonight is fight night. 670 00:34:51,758 --> 00:34:53,718 He's going to get his chance to fight Jase Tataro. 671 00:34:56,429 --> 00:34:58,807 Is the van ready, Sneed? 672 00:34:58,848 --> 00:34:59,599 -Van? 673 00:34:59,641 --> 00:35:00,767 Are you kidding? 674 00:35:00,809 --> 00:35:01,726 I thought we were going to fight right 675 00:35:01,768 --> 00:35:03,311 here, in the prison. 676 00:35:03,353 --> 00:35:05,647 -You tell him to hold his hand out, and you 677 00:35:05,689 --> 00:35:07,649 shut your hole, OK? 678 00:35:07,691 --> 00:35:09,401 Or I'll have Sneed deck you with his billy, 679 00:35:09,442 --> 00:35:11,403 right here, right now. 680 00:35:11,444 --> 00:35:14,239 -I think I should go along to tell him what's happening. 681 00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:17,283 -I think, uh, once he gets hit, 682 00:35:17,325 --> 00:35:20,245 he'll know what's happening. 683 00:35:20,286 --> 00:35:23,415 -Now, you tell him. 684 00:35:39,931 --> 00:35:41,307 Let's hurry it up. 685 00:35:41,349 --> 00:35:48,523 We've got to be there in 20 minutes. 686 00:35:48,565 --> 00:35:51,401 -Oh, damn. 687 00:35:51,443 --> 00:35:52,485 -What's the matter? 688 00:35:52,527 --> 00:35:55,572 Did you lose your playmate? 689 00:35:55,613 --> 00:35:56,448 -No, I-- 690 00:35:56,489 --> 00:35:58,450 I hate violence. 691 00:35:58,491 --> 00:35:59,868 I just hate it. 692 00:36:54,673 --> 00:36:56,341 -What's going on, man? 693 00:36:56,383 --> 00:36:58,343 Where we going? 694 00:36:58,385 --> 00:37:03,014 -Well, one of us is going to wind up a dead man, and the 695 00:37:03,056 --> 00:37:06,267 other one's going to be sporting game for the crowd. 696 00:37:06,309 --> 00:37:08,687 -We're gonna bust loose, but you're going to do what I say. 697 00:37:08,728 --> 00:37:10,647 -No way out of this. 698 00:37:10,689 --> 00:37:12,524 -I got some help. 699 00:37:12,565 --> 00:37:15,276 Joey hired me and some friends to get you out. 700 00:37:15,318 --> 00:37:18,363 -We ain't gonna get out of this one, B.A. 701 00:37:18,405 --> 00:37:19,531 Neither one of us. 702 00:38:10,790 --> 00:38:12,083 -What are you doing here? 703 00:38:12,125 --> 00:38:14,502 This is a restricted area. 704 00:38:14,544 --> 00:38:17,088 -Well, do you think I like it? 705 00:38:17,130 --> 00:38:19,924 Doing a cut and blow dry on a crazy man. 706 00:38:19,966 --> 00:38:21,051 Warden Beale sent me up here. 707 00:38:21,092 --> 00:38:22,510 -Well, you'll have to leave. 708 00:38:22,552 --> 00:38:23,845 I have no permission for you to be here. 709 00:38:23,887 --> 00:38:25,388 -It's all right. 710 00:38:25,430 --> 00:38:27,390 I set it up with the warden this afternoon. 711 00:38:27,432 --> 00:38:29,601 I thought we'd start by getting Mr. Murdock here a 712 00:38:29,642 --> 00:38:30,685 better self image. 713 00:38:30,727 --> 00:38:33,063 -My self image is real bad. 714 00:38:33,104 --> 00:38:36,941 A haircut is just what I need in this time of severe 715 00:38:36,983 --> 00:38:38,735 emotional crisis. 716 00:38:38,777 --> 00:38:40,028 -There, you see how it works? 717 00:38:40,070 --> 00:38:41,446 Now, y'all want to open the door and let that 718 00:38:41,488 --> 00:38:42,614 fella come on in? 719 00:38:42,655 --> 00:38:44,324 -Well, if you're sure, doctor. 720 00:38:47,118 --> 00:38:48,495 -Thank you. 721 00:38:55,919 --> 00:38:56,961 -Hey, what-- 722 00:38:57,003 --> 00:39:00,465 -Bring the trash bags, Murdock. 723 00:39:00,507 --> 00:39:01,383 -Hey! 724 00:39:01,424 --> 00:39:02,884 What's going on? 725 00:39:02,926 --> 00:39:05,970 -You feel free to yell and scream, but there's nobody 726 00:39:06,012 --> 00:39:08,598 around here. 727 00:39:08,640 --> 00:39:09,808 It's going down. 728 00:39:09,849 --> 00:39:11,643 We made a little error. 729 00:39:11,685 --> 00:39:12,852 -What? 730 00:39:15,188 --> 00:39:16,856 -They're not gonna fight in the gym. 731 00:39:16,898 --> 00:39:19,484 They just took Jase and B.A. out of here in a van. 732 00:39:19,526 --> 00:39:21,486 -That is not a little error, Hannibal. 733 00:39:21,528 --> 00:39:22,779 That is a giant screw up. 734 00:39:22,821 --> 00:39:24,698 -Well in either case, we gotta get out of here. 735 00:39:24,739 --> 00:39:26,991 Murdock, you and I are going to go over the wall. 736 00:39:27,033 --> 00:39:28,993 Face, you better get out of here. 737 00:39:29,035 --> 00:39:30,495 -Amy's outside in B.A.'s van. 738 00:39:30,537 --> 00:39:32,580 Hopefully she had the instinct to follow them. 739 00:39:32,622 --> 00:39:34,791 If she didn't, we're dead. 740 00:39:55,562 --> 00:39:56,021 -Howdy. 741 00:39:56,062 --> 00:39:57,731 -Howdy. 742 00:39:57,772 --> 00:39:59,065 -You know, I have to admit, you all run a much better 743 00:39:59,107 --> 00:40:01,693 prison here than I expected. 744 00:40:01,735 --> 00:40:04,070 Well, I guess I'll just head on out of here. 745 00:40:04,112 --> 00:40:05,613 -Just have to check with the admitting desk. 746 00:40:05,655 --> 00:40:07,949 One moment. 747 00:40:07,991 --> 00:40:08,950 WOMAN (OFFSCREEN): Guards! 748 00:40:08,992 --> 00:40:11,578 Get me out of here! 749 00:40:11,619 --> 00:40:12,579 Come on! 750 00:40:12,620 --> 00:40:13,955 Get to it! 751 00:40:13,997 --> 00:40:15,540 Jeez, Louise. 752 00:40:15,582 --> 00:40:17,542 Come on, now! 753 00:40:17,584 --> 00:40:18,501 They're trying an escape. 754 00:40:18,543 --> 00:40:20,128 Dr. Pepper is in on it. 755 00:40:20,170 --> 00:40:22,589 Come on. 756 00:40:22,630 --> 00:40:24,799 -OK. 757 00:40:24,841 --> 00:40:25,592 -Bye. 758 00:40:25,633 --> 00:40:26,760 -So long. 759 00:40:32,849 --> 00:40:34,059 -This is psychiatric ward. 760 00:40:34,100 --> 00:40:35,560 We've got a break situation here. 761 00:40:35,602 --> 00:40:37,729 Give us a lockdown and sound the alarms. 762 00:40:37,771 --> 00:40:48,615 [alarms sounding] 763 00:40:48,656 --> 00:40:50,867 -Murdock, how'd I let you talk me into this? 764 00:40:50,909 --> 00:40:51,951 -I don't know. 765 00:40:51,993 --> 00:40:55,121 I have intermittent memory loss. 766 00:40:55,163 --> 00:40:59,125 Whoo, yahoo! 767 00:40:59,167 --> 00:41:00,752 -Hey, great, Murdock. 768 00:41:00,794 --> 00:41:03,713 Great. 769 00:41:03,755 --> 00:41:04,881 -Whoo, yahoo! 770 00:41:10,970 --> 00:41:12,180 Yahoo! 771 00:41:29,948 --> 00:41:33,118 -To all a merry Christmas, and to all a good night! 772 00:42:00,020 --> 00:42:01,062 -Nothing to it. 773 00:42:01,104 --> 00:42:01,938 This is Smith. 774 00:42:01,980 --> 00:42:03,565 How you doing, kid? 775 00:42:03,606 --> 00:42:05,775 -I'm in a field north of the prison. 776 00:42:05,817 --> 00:42:07,652 There's about 50 cars in front of a barn. 777 00:42:07,694 --> 00:42:10,196 They just took B.A. in a few minutes ago. 778 00:42:10,238 --> 00:42:11,698 Hannibal, it's starting. 779 00:42:11,740 --> 00:42:13,199 Gotta go right on the dirt road just past 780 00:42:13,241 --> 00:42:14,617 Strikersville junction. 781 00:42:17,704 --> 00:42:20,790 -We got ourselves a challenger! 782 00:42:20,832 --> 00:42:23,084 Name of Baracus. 783 00:42:23,126 --> 00:42:24,794 Deaf mute. 784 00:42:24,836 --> 00:42:26,046 Just checked in this week. 785 00:42:26,087 --> 00:42:28,131 It's going to be an interesting fight. 786 00:42:28,173 --> 00:42:34,346 He's got the fastest hands I've seen in 20 years. 787 00:42:34,387 --> 00:42:37,057 Now, I don't know how to talk to you, boy. 788 00:42:37,098 --> 00:42:39,934 But less'n you get your hands up, this man is 789 00:42:39,976 --> 00:42:41,311 going to kill you. 790 00:42:41,353 --> 00:42:43,229 Go! 791 00:42:43,271 --> 00:42:46,775 [cheering] 792 00:42:46,816 --> 00:42:47,859 -Do it, man. 793 00:42:47,901 --> 00:42:49,069 My people ain't gonna fail me. 794 00:42:59,371 --> 00:43:01,081 -There's about 50 or 60 of them in there, and some of 795 00:43:01,122 --> 00:43:02,123 them got guns. 796 00:43:02,165 --> 00:43:03,208 -Well, we got a surprise for 'em. 797 00:43:07,337 --> 00:43:17,389 [cheering] 798 00:43:17,430 --> 00:43:28,233 [cheering] 799 00:43:28,274 --> 00:43:28,942 -Kill him! 800 00:43:28,983 --> 00:43:31,236 -Hit him! 801 00:43:31,277 --> 00:43:32,612 -Kill him! 802 00:43:46,126 --> 00:43:46,918 -Kill him! 803 00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:47,752 -Live or die? 804 00:43:47,794 --> 00:43:48,962 -Kill him! 805 00:43:58,722 --> 00:44:00,765 -I can't breathe! 806 00:44:00,807 --> 00:44:04,144 -Get your legs up, sweetheart, and put your hands in the air. 807 00:44:04,185 --> 00:44:04,894 -You. 808 00:44:04,936 --> 00:44:05,854 Over here. 809 00:44:13,153 --> 00:44:15,697 -Nice little shindig, warden. 810 00:44:15,739 --> 00:44:18,241 But it's over. 811 00:44:18,283 --> 00:44:18,992 -I-- 812 00:44:19,034 --> 00:44:19,993 can't breathe. 813 00:44:31,212 --> 00:44:33,715 -Ah-ah! 814 00:44:33,757 --> 00:44:35,091 -Thanks, fellas. 815 00:44:35,133 --> 00:44:38,720 I knew you wouldn't let us down. 816 00:44:38,762 --> 00:44:40,388 -He ain't a mute anymore. 817 00:44:40,430 --> 00:44:43,933 -Just like you ain't a warden anymore. 818 00:44:43,975 --> 00:44:45,810 That's for a little boy named Joey. 819 00:44:45,852 --> 00:44:47,312 -B.A. Bring 'em out. 820 00:44:51,358 --> 00:44:54,778 Murdock, grab that TV camera. 821 00:44:54,819 --> 00:44:56,780 OK. 822 00:44:56,821 --> 00:44:59,240 Everybody on their feet. 823 00:44:59,282 --> 00:45:01,326 It's showtime. 824 00:45:01,368 --> 00:45:02,952 -Stand up, now. 825 00:45:02,994 --> 00:45:05,372 And uh, toss your weapons out into the center. 826 00:45:05,413 --> 00:45:06,164 That's it. 827 00:45:06,206 --> 00:45:07,499 Nice and easy. 828 00:45:07,540 --> 00:45:09,334 There you go. 829 00:45:09,376 --> 00:45:11,336 -All you boys in the front row, you want to sit down, 830 00:45:11,378 --> 00:45:12,754 face the camera? 831 00:45:12,796 --> 00:45:15,006 That's right. 832 00:45:15,048 --> 00:45:17,342 I'm gonna give everybody a chance here. 833 00:45:17,384 --> 00:45:18,510 -Murdock. 834 00:45:18,551 --> 00:45:20,845 Bring a TV tape and collect Sneed. 835 00:45:20,887 --> 00:45:22,097 -Come on, Chips. 836 00:45:22,138 --> 00:45:23,223 Time to go. 837 00:45:28,311 --> 00:45:32,190 -Now, you all are going to be on the 10 o'clock news. 838 00:45:32,232 --> 00:45:37,320 It's a tough break, but that's showbiz. 839 00:45:37,362 --> 00:45:39,906 OK. 840 00:45:39,948 --> 00:45:41,908 Go! 841 00:45:41,950 --> 00:45:49,124 [gunfire] 842 00:45:54,963 --> 00:45:56,840 -All right, I owe you guys my life, you know. 843 00:45:56,881 --> 00:45:58,925 But why did you do it? 844 00:45:58,967 --> 00:46:01,970 And why did you take a chance like that for me? 845 00:46:02,012 --> 00:46:04,347 -You had to be there. 846 00:46:04,389 --> 00:46:06,141 Thank you. 847 00:46:06,182 --> 00:46:07,892 -Well, I'm going to tell you something. 848 00:46:07,934 --> 00:46:09,811 You see, the state of Florida, they dropped the rest of the 849 00:46:09,853 --> 00:46:11,479 time I owed 'em. 850 00:46:11,521 --> 00:46:14,232 Because that Warden, he faked up those additional charges he 851 00:46:14,274 --> 00:46:14,983 had against me. 852 00:46:15,025 --> 00:46:16,735 -Great. 853 00:46:16,776 --> 00:46:19,446 All we ask is that you don't ever say a word about us. 854 00:46:19,487 --> 00:46:21,156 We're kind of hot ourselves. 855 00:46:21,197 --> 00:46:23,867 There's a guy named Colonel Lynch who's after us, and we 856 00:46:23,908 --> 00:46:25,076 don't like to leave a trail. 857 00:46:25,118 --> 00:46:27,203 -That's a promise. 858 00:46:27,245 --> 00:46:29,039 -I got to get down to the paper and proof my story. 859 00:46:29,080 --> 00:46:30,915 I got front page tomorrow. 860 00:46:30,957 --> 00:46:31,833 -Congratulations. 861 00:46:31,875 --> 00:46:32,834 -I gotta get going. 862 00:46:32,876 --> 00:46:34,169 I got things to do myself. 863 00:46:34,210 --> 00:46:35,170 -I'll meet you at the hospital in an hour. 864 00:46:35,211 --> 00:46:36,755 -I'll drop you. 865 00:46:36,796 --> 00:46:37,339 There's a new night nurse there with definite 866 00:46:37,380 --> 00:46:38,965 possibilities. 867 00:46:39,007 --> 00:46:40,008 -Oh, night nurses at that joint all have third degree 868 00:46:40,050 --> 00:46:41,343 black belts. 869 00:46:41,384 --> 00:46:43,303 Face, you touch her, she'll break your caps. 870 00:46:43,345 --> 00:46:45,972 -Right, so uh, Hannibal can drop you. 871 00:46:46,014 --> 00:46:47,098 -Uh, sorry Murdock. 872 00:46:47,140 --> 00:46:48,350 Can't. 873 00:46:48,391 --> 00:46:49,809 If I hurry, I can catch Andre at the bar. 874 00:46:49,851 --> 00:46:51,019 I still want that part in Sinbad. 875 00:46:51,061 --> 00:46:51,895 -Thanks. 876 00:46:51,936 --> 00:46:52,729 I'll wait in the car. 877 00:46:55,065 --> 00:46:57,233 -Thanks, B.A. I owe you. 878 00:46:57,275 --> 00:46:58,818 Anything you want. 879 00:46:58,860 --> 00:47:01,529 -Tomorrow, you're going to learn to make ashtrays. 880 00:47:01,571 --> 00:47:03,114 OK? 881 00:47:03,156 --> 00:47:04,032 -OK. 882 00:47:04,074 --> 00:47:06,034 -All right. 883 00:47:06,076 --> 00:47:06,493 -Thanks, man. 884 00:47:07,118 --> 00:47:07,952 -See you, brother. 885 00:47:11,081 --> 00:47:14,084 -John is a reformed man. 886 00:47:14,125 --> 00:47:17,962 I mean, when we talk about John Smith, we're talking 887 00:47:18,004 --> 00:47:22,217 about a devoted actor who cares desperately about the 888 00:47:22,258 --> 00:47:25,553 animals, and the monsters he plays. 889 00:47:25,595 --> 00:47:27,305 -Listen to that. 890 00:47:27,347 --> 00:47:29,057 NEWSCASTER ON TV: Warden Beale has confessed to the crimes 891 00:47:29,099 --> 00:47:30,266 after being turned over to Florida state officials, along 892 00:47:30,308 --> 00:47:31,559 with videotapes of the fights he 893 00:47:31,601 --> 00:47:33,353 engineered between prisoners. 894 00:47:33,395 --> 00:47:36,898 Already 40 identifications and arrests have been made of the 895 00:47:36,940 --> 00:47:38,066 men who watched the contests. 896 00:47:40,360 --> 00:47:43,238 And what of the mystery men who engineered the capture of 897 00:47:43,279 --> 00:47:45,281 the warden in the film? 898 00:47:45,323 --> 00:47:47,117 No clues exist as to their identity. 899 00:47:47,158 --> 00:47:48,410 Now on the western front-- 900 00:47:48,451 --> 00:47:50,453 -I'd love to have the rights to that story. 901 00:47:50,495 --> 00:47:53,832 Oh, what I wouldn't give to be sitting across the table from 902 00:47:53,873 --> 00:47:55,583 one of the guys who pulled off that caper. 903 00:47:55,625 --> 00:47:58,128 -Huh. 904 00:47:58,169 --> 00:47:58,878 -Yes, yes? 905 00:47:58,920 --> 00:47:59,921 What is it? 906 00:47:59,963 --> 00:48:00,463 -Um, nothing. 907 00:48:00,505 --> 00:48:03,466 Uh, forget it. 908 00:48:03,508 --> 00:48:04,801 Bad idea. 909 00:48:10,932 --> 00:48:13,852 [theme music]